About Me

I have done a lot of things in my life and have also worked in many different jobs to make a living and to experience life. This blog is just some of my musings, sometimes funny, sometimes inspirational, sometimes sad, sometimes angry, sometimes simple but all the time, it's just me.

Monday, November 22, 2010

If I was Paris Hilton

I saw a picture of Paris Hilton doing community service with 4 inch high stiletto's and got to thinking what would I do if I was Paris Hilton.

This is going to be a really interesting blog, considering how opinionated I am. So here goes.

If I was Paris Hilton ....
1. I would do absolutely exactly the same. OK, I'm not into drugs ever, but everything else remains.

You see, despite her negative publicity or her positive publicity, she is raking in tonnes of money, millions and hundreds of millions.

So, is she doing something wrong? Absolutely ... I mean heroin and cocaine usage is just wrong and illegal.

But partying hard or drinking until she pukes? Well, we all have done that.

Not wearing underwear or posing naked or having a porn video out? She made money from all of it.

Yes, yes, money is not everything and some people say it is root of all evil. I do not really agree with that.

Paris has many charities and she does quite a bit for the underprivileged and at the same time making tonnes and tonnes of money.

Most people either hate or love Paris Hilton, I am quite indifferent. She is a bitch to some extend but who am I to really say that, after all, I am an ass at times too.

So, there it is, maybe not as funny or witty as the others, but if I was Paris Hilton, I would just be that. But in all honesty, I'm glad I'm not Paris and I'm just happy being me.

Take care and be well.


Ser said...

I am not a fan of Paris Hilton. She is no role model. She is an opportunist who knows how to play the entertainment game to her advantage. So she does some charity work. Big deal. In the end, she may still relapse, go to jail or may not and get away with doing hours of community work. This is not the first time. This woman should be banned from youngsters. She portrays that being dumb, blonde, stupid and drunk-driving, druggie is cool. All you need is a good attorney and do lots of community work and you get away. Paris Hilton my ass!
Btw. you may say that you can be an ass sometimes but please do not compare yourself to this bitch. The public (parents especially) should vote to cast Paris Hilton and her products to be banned from this country. Amen!

Anonymous said...

" I am just happy being me ". That is so sublime, so guilt-less, so deliciously free. Wish i had the courage to dive into that :-)

Nil said...

Ser, as mentioned, you have absolute right of opinion. A blog is my view-point and the commentors have theirs. Paris had made a lot of money and I would not mind having that much money. Of course, I will put it to better use than heroin and cocain. As I also say, I'm glad I'm not her and happy being me.
Anonymous, "so sublime, so guilt-less, so deliciously free. Wish i had the courage to dive into that"?? Obviously you do not have the courage to dive into that an as such an anonymous comment. But feel free to dive into it if you want.