Ok, so here goes.
I recently spoke to a friend of mine who said my blogs are getting a little serious. "Are you depressed? No will to live?" he asked jocularly as we both laughed out loud.
So, now, I heard this song a long long time ago and I cannot remember all the lines of the song but this singer sang this funny lewd song about who he would marry if he was a bachelor boy.
As mentioned above, it's funny and lewd, therefore the lyrics below are a little off taste but hey, it's just for the fun of it. So don;t take it personally or anything.
Now, can you think of whose else daughter you would marry if you were a bachelor boy? Send me comments like my Jin blog which some idiots also found not tasteful but most people just had a good laugh. So here goes, if I were a bachelor boy ....
If I were a bachelor boy, I would marry an ice-cream man's daughter, cause she can lick and I can lick and we can lick together.
If I was a bachelor boy, I would marry and carpenter's daughter, cause she can hammer and I can hammer and we can hammer together.
If I were a bachelor boy, I would marry an electrician's daughter, cause she can screw and I can screw and we can screw together.
If I was a bachelor boy, I would marry a plumber's daughter, cause she can plunge and I can plunge and we can plunge together.
If I was a bachelor boy, I would marry a police man's daughter, cause she can bang and I can bang and we can bang together.
If I was a bachelor boy, I would marry an orange seller's daughter, cause she can suck and I can suck and we can suck together.
If I was a bachelor boy, I would marry a dancer's daughter, cause she can shake and I can shake and we can shake together.
If I was a bachelor boy, I would marry a milkman's daughter, cause she can milk and I can milk and we can milk together.
If I was a bachelor boy, I would marry a farmer's daughter, cause she can plough and I can plough and we can plough together.
But I am not a bachelor boy and happily married and just happy being me.
Take care and be well.
2 comments:
Orange seller's daughter is my favourite. Straight to the point.
If I were a bachelor boy(girl?), I would marry a craftman's daughter, 'coz she can scissor and I can scissor, and we can scissor together. :P
after each worse it shoeld get yp in the middle of the night ... (and if its a milkman) milking one another
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