- Ford - Found on road dead
- Ford - Fix or repair daily
- Pontiac - Poor old numbskull thought it was a Cadillac
- BMW - Bastard Man's Wheels
- BMW - Bastard Man's whore
- Acura - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
- Audi - All Unnecessary Devices Installed
- Buick - Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
- Chevrolet - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
- Dodge - Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
- Fiat - Found In A Toilet
- GM - Greatest Mistake
- Honda - How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
- Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
- Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket
- Kia - Kick It Again
- Lotus - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
- Oldsmobile - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
- Pinto - Put In Nickel To Operate
- Porshe - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
- Plymouth - Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
- Saab - Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
- Subaru - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
- Toyota - The One You Ought To Avoid
- Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
- VW - Virtually Worthless
- Perodua - Pre Existing Road Object Damn Useless Always
and last but not least....... (drum roll please)
Proton - Prehistorical Research On Technology Of Nothing so Please Run Over This Old Nuisance.
Thank God I am not and car and that is why I drive a Land Rover ;)
Take care and be well.
7 comments:
nice
legalll cara boas palavrass
parabenss
thanks for share
Very nice, real and funny in specially Lotus. :)
Land Rover - Poor man's beemer and rich man's morris
Thanks all for comments. Festmiusk, I had to use Google translator for your Portugese and still did not translate properly so I had to ask a friend. Greatly appreciate comments in English but hey, all comments are welcome.
. . .hey dude itz really nice to see thiz country song in ur blog ,
lemme sing wat i heard in Texas
here we go. . . .
IN THE MORNIN' . . .
IN THE MORNIN' . . .
IN THE MORNIN' BY THE SEA
IN THE MORNIN' . . .
IN THE MORNIN' . . .
IN THE MORNIN' BY THE SEA
IF I WERE A BACHELOR N IF I HAD TO MARRY . . .i'd marry a carpenters daughter than anybody , cz she'l hammer n I'l hammer . . .n we'l hammer together . . .gettin up in the middle of the ni8 hammering one and other , , ,
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