About Me

I have done a lot of things in my life and have also worked in many different jobs to make a living and to experience life. This blog is just some of my musings, sometimes funny, sometimes inspirational, sometimes sad, sometimes angry, sometimes simple but all the time, it's just me.

Monday, November 15, 2010

If I was a car

If I was a car, I will not be a ...
  1. Ford - Found on road dead
  2. Ford - Fix or repair daily
  3. Pontiac - Poor old numbskull thought it was a Cadillac
  4. BMW - Bastard Man's Wheels
  5. BMW - Bastard Man's whore
  6. Acura - Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
  7. Audi - All Unnecessary Devices Installed
  8. Buick - Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
  9. Chevrolet - Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
  10. Dodge - Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
  11. Fiat - Found In A Toilet
  12. GM - Greatest Mistake
  13. Honda - How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
  14. Hyundai - Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
  15. Jeep - Just Empty Every Pocket
  16. Kia - Kick It Again
  17. Lotus - Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
  18. Oldsmobile - Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
  19. Pinto - Put In Nickel To Operate
  20. Porshe - Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
  21. Plymouth - Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
  22. Saab - Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
  23. Subaru - Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
  24. Toyota - The One You Ought To Avoid
  25. Volvo - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
  26. VW - Virtually Worthless
  27. Perodua - Pre Existing Road Object Damn Useless Always

and last but not least....... (drum roll please)

Proton - Prehistorical Research On Technology Of Nothing so Please Run Over This Old Nuisance.

Thank God I am not and car and that is why I drive a Land Rover ;)

Take care and be well.

7 comments:

nicotina said...

nice

festmiusk said...

legalll cara boas palavrass
parabenss

Khmer Tour 4 U said...

thanks for share

Neacsu Gigel said...

Very nice, real and funny in specially Lotus. :)

Ser said...

Land Rover - Poor man's beemer and rich man's morris

Nil said...

Thanks all for comments. Festmiusk, I had to use Google translator for your Portugese and still did not translate properly so I had to ask a friend. Greatly appreciate comments in English but hey, all comments are welcome.

Anonymous said...

. . .hey dude itz really nice to see thiz country song in ur blog ,
lemme sing wat i heard in Texas


here we go. . . .

IN THE MORNIN' . . .
IN THE MORNIN' . . .
IN THE MORNIN' BY THE SEA

IN THE MORNIN' . . .
IN THE MORNIN' . . .
IN THE MORNIN' BY THE SEA

IF I WERE A BACHELOR N IF I HAD TO MARRY . . .i'd marry a carpenters daughter than anybody , cz she'l hammer n I'l hammer . . .n we'l hammer together . . .gettin up in the middle of the ni8 hammering one and other , , ,