I am sick and tired of writing about politics. Makes me sick to my stomach, disgusted and bored of it.
Todays topic is about Jin's or Genie.
I was informed by a Malay friend that there is a Muslim Jin.
What is a Muslim Jin? Someone that can read Quran? Can a Muslim Jin use the word Allah?
Anyway, what is the favorite drink of a Muslim Jin?
Ginger Beer
What is favorite drink of non-Muslim Jin?
Gin and Tonic
What is the favorite game of a Jin?
Gin Rummy
What is the favorite cooking spice of a Jin?
Jintan Manis
What is the favorite car of a Jin?
Gen 2
What is the favorite gambling area?
Gen ting
If Jin buy shares, what shares will they buy?
Gindalbie Metals
What type of orange drink the Jin likes the most?
Orangina
What is Jin's best friend (same as man's best friend)?
Anjing
In Gilligan's Island, what was the Jin's name?
Ginger
A Jin's favorite song?
Jingle Bells
A native Jin is known as?
Aborigine
When a Jin gets old, he is?
Aging
When a Jin recognises you, he is?
Aknowledging
A Jin's favorite vegetable?
Aubergine
Jin got teeth problem because of?
Gingivities
When Jin want to send you some information, they will be?
Messaging
When Jin jump into the pool?
Plunging
People believe Jin's exsist because they are?
Imagining
Most moving vehicles you drive have a Jin's famous invention which is?
Engines
A jin who acted to be human?
Jins Shamsuddin
And last but not least
What do Muslim Jin's get in heaven?
99 Virgins
I would like to apologise for any Jin's or Genie's who may be insulted by this blog. But in all honesty, I think you likely have a better sense of humor than we humans do.
Take care and be well.
8 comments:
why are jins naughty?
- it's genetic -
most jin doctors specialize in 2 fields only which are?
geneology and gynocology
how do you punish a jin...
jintik...
Apa cerita yang jin suka..?
jenaka punya cerita laaa...
Apa you panggil jin yang suka simpan duit...?
Jimat
The most funny and hilarious blog of yours (of all times)....
Mack - you funny too.
Datuk - you are funny too.
I laughed out loud rolling on the floor.
A Jin's favorite rock song?
Ginny's got a gun
What similarities between Jin, Malaysian Indian and Orang Asli?
They are all marginalised.
How do Jin keep fit?
They go to gym.
What do they normally wear?
Jeans
Both Pak Lah and Harry Potter also got Jin?
Jeanne Abdullah (his 2nd wife) and Ginny(his girlfriend)
All Chinese Jin's come from?
Tian Jin
All American Jin's come from?
Virginia
All Jin's drive what car?
Lamborgini
And the smoke?
Virginia Slims
Morroccon Jin's like to eat?
Tajin
What is Jin's favorite accomodation in Miri?
Jinhold Apartment
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