1 Malaysian, 3 to 6 Bangla/Indon boys

1 Malaysian and 3 to 6 Bangla or Indon boys.

That is the scene in the new 1Malaysia petrol station.

You see, the government announced that petrol prices will be according to the car engine capacity, the larger the capacity, the lower the subsidy or maybe no subsidy.

They also announced that to prevent non-Malaysian from siphoning our cheaper petrol, we will now need to show our MYID.

And for years, our petrol station have been self service. This was done to reduce the foreign workers the last time.

But with the new rules, this just goes out the door.

Everytime you take your car to pump some petrol or diesel, one Bangla or Indon boy will be there to check your MYID to confirm you are Malaysian.

Another Bangla or Indon boy will open your bonnet to check your car capacity.

Then yest another Bangla or Indon boy will be there to key in all this information into this highly sophisticated computer system that will calculate the petrol price based on your nationality and your car capacity.

Once this is done, there will be another 3 Bangla or Indon boys to verify and check to ensure that the 1st 3 Bangla/Indon boys did their job correctly.

After all this, finally you will be allowed to fill petrol in your car.

Mind you, it will still be self service. You will still have to lift the nozzle yourself and pump in the petrol yourself.

So, in 1Malaysia, every Petrol station which has an average of 10 pumps will have 60 Bangla or Indon boys working there.

This is 1Malaysia. After all, this is how we increase our Muslim population. Screw ketuanan Melayu, soon it will be Ketuanan Bangla or Ketuanana Indon. But one thing for sure, we will not have the Allah issue anymore because we will have significantly more Muslim population.

This is the 1Malaysia that our government has been branding across the nation.

Just makes me think of the song below and laugh out loud.

Satu Malaysia,
kita inspirasi pada dunia
Nama kan dijulang,
kita menjadi kebanggaan
Satu wawasan bersama bergandingan..
Genggaman tanganmu,
semangatku terus membara janji ku pada mu,
harapanmu ingin ku laksanakan.

Take care and be well.