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Saturday, January 16, 2010

1 Malaysia

Previous home minister - We put the Chinese newspaper journalist in ISA for her own safety.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Opposition MP Teresa Kok says food in jail is worse than dog food. And upon release, keeps quiet and does not take up the case to improve food in jail.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Home Minister says Allah in Malaysia is different from Allah in other Muslim countries and we cannot compare apples to oranges.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Opposition Penang Chief Minister says that all races will be treated equally and duly does nothing about 100 year old Indian settlement.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Defense Minister states that the lost jet engines cost 50 million each. However, we can purchase the whole jet with engines for around 2 million. Hmmm. Then he corrects his statement and says the engines costs 300k each.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Opposition leader and former Deputy Prime Minsiter called me a keling boy and now says he is for all races.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Tourism Minister aks hoteliers to raise prices so that foriegners do not think we are too cheap.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Pevious Works Minister who is the head of the Indian party during the construction boom said in Malay that we in Malaysia have a shortage of simen and therefore we need to import simen from Indonesia and Thailand.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Speak no English - said well educated ex Selangor Chief Minister when asked in Australia why he was carrying so much money.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Melaka chief minister banned for taking part in his party's election for money politics. But allowed to continue being the chief minister.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Former PM Che Det says that Courts are not the avenue - "Allah" controversy cannot be resolved through the law.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Police have determined the “physical attributes” of the suspects involved in the arson attack on a church in Desa Melawati last Friday" said the Deputy Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Ismail Omar. Yes, they have 2 hands, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 nose .... no brains!

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Singapore’s Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew that Penang’s infrastructure is found wanting have led to the Chief Minister and his predecessor pointing fingers at each other.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

The taxi drivers who cheat tourists should be lined up and shot. They are the new enemies, the same as communists. If they can be shot, all the better, said previous tourism minister Kadir.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

The best way to improve your golf is to chop down the rainforest. We get too much rain in Sarawak and it stops me from playing golf, said Sarawak tourism minister Amar James Wong.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Opposition chief minister in Kelantan said that only women who are ugly should be employed by the state government because they will not be able to get rich husbands and need to support themselves financially.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

74% of Malaysia is covered by forests, said the director general of forest research institute of Malaysia. He went on to say this includes rubber and oil palm plantations. "You know why I include them? Any stand of trees by definition is a forest," he said.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

It is normal for tours to be cancelled. If they don't come, it won't hurt anybody, said Rais Yatim when New York symphony cancelled their performances in KL after the Malaysian government requested them to remove Schelomo from their performance.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

People should not get excited over the BMF (Bumiputera Malaysia Finance) scandal since the money is all gone said former minister Sanusi Junid on a scandal that costs losts up to 2.5 billion ringgit.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia



Please add any more wonderful quotes or stories of our wonderful Gomen or opposition.

We are, after all 1 Malaysia.

Now to end with a joke:
Einstein is known for his genius mind,
Newton is known for his extraordinary mind,
Bill Gates for a brilliant mind,

Mahathir? The master mind,
Abdullah Badawi? Never MIND, sleepy mind
Najib? No mind ... RM control.
Samy Vellu? ALL MINE.

Take care and be well.

5 comments:

Ser said...

Like the entry.

I like the last 4 comments - interesting.

Btw. didn't know that Anwar referred to us as 'keling boy' during his DPM days. Always find him rather sneaky and cunning and sly (and bad to bones).

Anonymous said...

A more recent case...
UMNO expunge a previous MB of Negeri Sembilan from its ranks because of money politics..and want to show that UMNO stands for purity of hearst and mind.. ( they had to do it because of to blatant , obvious with loads of documentary evidence. So he is a tainted guy.. a criminal laaa...and kick him out)

and when there was an election in Port Dickson, Lo and behold,..he called back to service, all is forgiven and with massive manipulation won the seat.

What more can you say about morality to lead the people,...

Anonymous said...

Anwar is a "mole".. working for another country and subservient to it. NEVER trust HIM... If he got into Power... Malaysia is doomed...

He is a racist and his slur is not only limited to "keling boy"..Same with those in UMNO/MCA/MIC and Sabah/Sarawak BN components parties..These people trhrive on divide and rule..

Look around you... there are other capable and patriotic leaders.. why must we harp on Anwar after knowing his character ( remember saifl case..so easy n convinient to be Anwar aide..)

Anwar belongs to the old regime and in cahoots with Mahatir/Najib/UMNO etc.. he is the qone that vrought in those recalcitrant ex-UMNO fellers into PKR and messed up PKR.

GIVE NEW LEADERS THE HELP to Transform MALAYSIA.. open your hearst and see whta they do and say... you will know them with your inner soul that they are trust worthy leades.

Nil said...

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia

Nil said...

The government has warned against excessive use of micro-blogging sites like Facebook and Twitter, arguing that they could erode the country's culture, a report said today.

Rais Yatim, the information and communication minister, said Muslims and other religious groups must be wary of the Internet as it was introduced by the West.

"We are not saying they cannot use Facebook or Twitter, but when using such facilities, they must upkeep the values taught by Islam, Buddhism or Christianity to maintain our culture," he was quoted as saying by the New Sunday Times newspaper.

Rais said users must not be influenced by what they see and hear when using the Internet.

"We must be strong in our belief and culture because the identity and image of our country depends on us," he said.

Satu Malaysia, jadi pegangan
Rukun Negara teras panduan
Satu Malaysia Benteng negara
Rakyat Malaysia Taat Setia