My goal in life is to be a person as good as my dog already thinks I am

This was forwarded to me by a friend and I liked it so much that I decided to just put the whole thing in my blog.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a dog licking your face.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

My dog is worried about the economy because Pal is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.

Ever consider what our dogs must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

My goal in life is to be a person as good as my dog already thinks I am.

Take care and be well.